Burnie: (singing) Gavin or Google, Google or Gavin, Which one said it? Let’s find out, hey! Gavin: I’m feelin’ lucky! Burnie: The first phrase that I gave to both Gavin and Google is… “Can you break…” Burnie: First return… (Barbara laughs) “Can you break your own neck if you really wanted to?” The other’s return: “Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in?” Gus: “…lungs…” is Gavin… “…your own neck…” is Google. -Burnie: Gus, you are correct. Gavin wanted to know if you could break your lungs if you only– -Barbara: Eyyyyy! Barbara: How do you BREAK a lung? Gav: When you breathe, you pull out your rib cage, right? And that just sucks air in your lungs. Gus: Right. Gav: So if someone got your rib cage and just like, yanked on it, air would fly in and explode your lungs. Burnie: Yeah, that’s not you breathing in too much, that’s some motherfucker yanking on your ribs! Burnie: It’s like if somebody shoots you in the head, (everyone laughing) it’s not the air that’s killing you, it’s the person who’s shot you in the head! Gus: “Doctor, what do you think happened to this patient?” “He has air on the brain.” Burnie: Oh, right.
The next question was– this involves babies. “Do babies…” First question was: “Do babies poop in the womb?” The other one was… (chuckles) “Do babies float?” (audience laughs) Gus: Well, assuming that…”Do babies float?” is Google… (Burnie laughing) makes me really concerned about the health of our babies in this country. Gus: It’s like, “Huh I’ve this new baby…I wonder if it’s gonna float?” Burnie: (laughing) Or maybe it’s people just trying to solve a really weird, like, physics homework problem.
I think, uh, “Do babies float?” is Google. Burnie: It turns out that Gavin wanted to know “Do babies float?” Barbara: The fuck is wrong with you!? Gavin: Well, I’d heard of babies being born in water and I thought, “That’s pretty cool”, but then I– but then I just thought, “Well what happens next, though?” Gus: (laughing) They’ve got a guy with a pool skimmer on the side of the water, like ready to scoop the baby out. He’s like, “I caught a dead possum with this thing, the baby’s no problem!” .
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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies